in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this boner is exhausting
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you will always have a special place in my vag
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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