dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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