how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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