Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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