I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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