That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think I just sharted jello shots
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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