They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
