Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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