Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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