names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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