dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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