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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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