I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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