Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I can't turn off my feet"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
