Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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