So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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