I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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