I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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