trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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