All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i think i just lost a toe
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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