I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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