You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I deserve this hangover.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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