Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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