Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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