"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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