If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
