And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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