I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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