But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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