It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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