can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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