In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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