Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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