So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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