is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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