Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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