How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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