I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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