I cockslap morals
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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