Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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