Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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