I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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