I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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