hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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