ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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