Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
