I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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