Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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