He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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