If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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