you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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