they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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