Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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