Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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