I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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