Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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