i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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